I'm slow and way far behind on new stories, so here's a fairy tale:
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said: "NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, ate chocolate, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't have to worry about her weight, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
The End.
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Are you having a bad day my friend? Do you need to come hold a sweet little baby again?
Ok...except for some of the clean house, no sharing hot water and many lovers things...I could swear you were describing a girl whose been married for 7 years!! LOl
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