Christmas Music

So there I was...

yeah I got nothing. I'm working on it.

Old School TV

Yeah so I haven't posted in a while. Yes I'm still alive (even though I swore my Republican ass was going to get tarred and feathered at the DNC). I've just been busy. Random trips to Vegas, end of Rockies season, trying not to get fired, you know typical end of summer stuff.
Anyway, I was watching Dodgeball with Christine Taylor in it and it made me think of the old TV show "Hey Dude". So I wikipedia'ed it so I could see what the actors are all up to now, and GUESS WHAT. Season 1 is on iTunes. Seriously. But, Salute your shorts isn't. Sad. So I was trying to think of all the old school tv shows that I could possibly track down and watch again to remind myself how bad they really were. I do have Silver Spoons on DVD already. But I need help thinking of more of the totally rad TV shows we watched when we were little (I'm talking preteen years here people).
Bonus points to anyone who remember the original version of E/R (which even starred a then unkown George Clooney. Don't believe me? Google it. Type it with the slash)

I suck at updating this thing

I'm slow and way far behind on new stories, so here's a fairy tale:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said: "NO!"

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, ate chocolate, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't have to worry about her weight, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

The End.

1 Down, "53" to Go.

(ed. note) I say "53" in quotes because there is now way in hell I'm doing all of them. I will be lucky to get through the 13 easy ones. And By easy I mean "not going to fall off a cliff and die" ones.


June 7, 2008 - Colorado Springs, CO

Defying all odds (and gravity) I made it to the top of my first "14-er"! Laura, Brian and I woke up at 4:30 on a perfectly fine Saturday morning (you already think I'm lying don't you?) to tackle the first 14,000 foot mountain of the season. Laura picked one of the few with enough snow melt that we could actually attempt it without snowshoes or ice axes (wait...wha?) Pikes Peak. This was especially good for me, knowing that if something TERRIBLE happened, there is a nice driveable road that I could hitchhike my way up/down as the situation was needed. Nice little safety net for me.



Here's a picture at the very beginning of the hike. Look at me...I look lost already. Looks like a nice and easy walk through the park from here. I can handle that no problemo. Little did I know that within the morning I would be fearing for my life not 1, not 2, but three times. Ahh...so clueless...


So we keep hiking on and on and on. Really there isn't much to report on. Me being the city girl that I am, wasn't interested much in "taking in nature" as I had my trusty ipod strapped to my head for the majority of the walk. Here's a picture of where we were trying to get to, once we got above timberline and past Devil's playground.

Once he got out of the trees, the wind started. And didn't stop. And kept going. Hard. And fast. And cold. So back out come the gloves and hats. I had my ipod on full blast, with my head wrap, and the wind was blowing SO HARD that I couldnt' even tell that my ipod was turned on. It was freaking windy.

So we are hiking along trying not to blow away, still kinda of concerned that we really hadn't gained THAT much in altitude (maybe 2000 feet by then). When we rounded a corner past mini pikes peak (or whatever the name of it was, I can't remember) when I stop dead in my tracks. I can now officially say I've had a panic attack. Which is not a good thing to happen when you are 12000 feet in the air. See in this picture...
Right in the middle of the picture there is like a line of snow that starts up and to the left, then goes down the side like 45 degrees down and to the right? Yeah the side of that hill that IS COVERED IN SNOW and drops down into what B&L fondly referred to as "the bottomless pit". And we had to walk right across it. Anyway. I round the corner and see it. Snow covered slope falling away into nothingness. I sit down and freak out. Laura and Brian shortly come up behind me, and all I say is "I'm scared". Laura goes "That sucks I'll go first" and off they go. Luckily for her (and me) she did this, because I'm pretty sure that I would have sat there and thought about it long enough to talk myself out of it and turning around and going home. Honestly. 4 hours into the hike, I would have turned around and quit. That's how scared I was. But she didn't give me that opportunity and looking back, I thank her for that (I know you are reading this, so there you go, I admit it) Brian, being the helpful compassionate guy that he is changed the name for me to "topless pit" to make me feel better about it. Thanks Bri.

So I made it past that crazyness (please feel free to read all the comments, I'd be willing to bet that Laura has some input on how death defying it really was) and made it to the top! Woo-hoo!

Pikes Peak, Elev 14,110 feet

Incline Round 2

Still sucked. But we shaved 15 minutes off the uphill climb, that's like 18% better than last week.

Here's a blurry picture I took in my car on the way there, when I was thinking why it was such a bad idead. That's the incline right there going up that stupid mountain.

Oh Sweet Incline, How I love thee, let me count the ways, one....one....I guess just one.

Somehow in addition to picking up golf this summer, Laura convinced me that hiking 14'ers is also a great Colorado past time that everyone should get into doing. For training for this "summertime stroll in the park" Laura suggested (I swear it was her idea) that we climb the incline in Manitou Springs once a week after work. Which sounds like a great idea until you are standing at the foot of the thing:

That's 2000 vertical feet in just under a mile. Not to mention it's from like 6800 to 8800 feet, not for you lowlanders. That's a lot of freaking stairs. And they aren't all evenly spaced and nice. oh no. The part on public land (shown here) is pretty well maintined. The part where you are technically trespassing is not. Oh no.

The incline is an old cog railroad near Pikes Peak and is pretty popular training location for local athletes. The record for this puppy (by Matt Carpenter) is 18 minutes. The dude is insane. Here is a link with more information: http://www.hikingintherockies.com/hiking/hike%20reports/manitouincline/manitouincline.htm


Anyway, we started off pretty slow, wondering what the heck we were trying to prove.

After you get about halfway up, it's really just going through the motions. About this time, I couldnt' turn around and look down, so don't expect many more pictures of "the view" because I swore I was going to tumble to my death. But here's Laura still somehow managing to look like she was having a good time:



But an hour and half later we finally made it to the top! Hooray! I couldnt' believe we did it on the first try! There is a bailout point about 2/3 the way up, but by the time you got that far, you may as well keep going.

Not sure who that chick is that insisted on ruining my picture, but I was too tired to care by that point. You can tell by the fact that I can't even hold the camera straight. Anyway. If you have never climbed a mountain, it's the strangest feeling in the world. You hate just about every second of it, then you get to the top and are ready to sign up to do it again. Best feeling in the world to accomplish something you didn't think you could do! And to show our enthusiasm, we even ran halfway down the trail that leads back home. So yes, we are going again next week. Anyone is invited, email me, I'll give you time and dates so crazy internet stalkers don't show up conveniently at the same time. You know who you are.

Tanor's Owners Give Odds on American Idol

I can't believe I haven't talked about American Idol. At all. Sorry I've been falling behind. I'll also post a new poll (finally) so please vote.

American Idol is down to it's final four (I realize they are REALLY down to final three, but I SWEAR I haven't watched the results show from last night yet) and here is the analysis: (And I'm not going to look up the correct way to spell everyone's name, because I don't care, and I don't want to accidentally find out who got booted last night. Stupid internet.).

1. David Cook. Odds of winning it all, 5,746,000:1. Why do you think they are so bad? Because I want him to win of course. I have downloaded all of his tunes from itunes, but no, still ahven't ever sent in my text to vote on the show. I just can't stoop that low. But any man who can go from "wow I don't even like to look at him" at the beginning of the season, to "wow I can't wait until he sings a new song" is okay in my book. Everything he touches is sweet sweet sugar in my ears. The dude prompted the addition of a Mariah Carey song into my ipod ferchrissake.

2. David Archuletta. Odds of winning it all, 2:1. I'm sure his creepy dad-ager has figured out a way to rig the votes. And if that's not enough, you have the whole state of Utah behind him. Not to mention all the 12-17 year old girls who for some reason all have their own cell phones now, along with parents who are freaking out at the sight of this months cell phone bills. But what do they care. All good dads support their kids right? Does anyone else think this kid looks like that blind opera singer guy? And his dancing. I mean really. stand there with mike in left hand, and every four bars raise your right hand, no higher than your breastbone. Then lower again. Repeat several times.

3. Jason Castro. Odds of winning it all, 700:1. I can't stand this kid. He has smoked one too many doobies in his short life, and it shows. This is your brain on drugs, this is your brain on drugs on American Idol. To make matters worse, I have a VERY close friend for some reason thinks this guy hung the moon. That's why his odds weren't worse, for her sake only. But I'm seriously reconsidering our friendship. We obviously have extremely different tastes. lol JUST KIDDING.

4. Syesha Mercado. Odds of winning it all, 10:1. Only because stranger things have happened. And she has kinda gotten into her thing lately. And she's riding the Dreamgirls wave of the black girls with the big voices. Black girls have had big voices since the beginning of time (just go to any baptist church). Too bad they haven't made any money on the radio since Aretha Franklin quit recording.

So there you have it. I have been a fan long enough to think that I'm pretty right on. But I'm POSITIVE you all will comment and disagree.

Airplane!

Okay here's the story about my plane ride this morning as told over email to a guy I work with. I put it in non tranditional email order, so it's easier for you to read. So instead of reading from the bottom up like in regualr emails, just keep reading like you normally would. This ain't no choose your own adventure. And I deleted all the parts that ACTUALLY pertain to work. Because I am known to do that everyone once in a while.

From: KR
so basically i flew all the way out here to be a cad drafter and move points onto different levels. Living the dream!

From: CB
How else is it going out there?

From: KR
It's going fine. The airport was CRAZY busy and everyone was trying to get rental cars, and with all the construction at the airport, It was 1.5 hours from wheels down until I got to the office which you can see from the airport. Not to mention I sat by a terrorist the whole flight, glad it was just his trial run.

From: CB
Nice....that is hilarious.

From: KR
you think I'm kidding about the terrorist huh? Took him 15 minutes to sit down, as he was untangling cords in his backpack, without taking them all out, finally ended up with a pair of headphones. Then he went to the bathroom 4 times. 4 times in 2 hours. Honestly? Who does that? Oh and did I mention he didn't speak English? I'm not profiling, but yeah. okay maybe a little I am. And then the plane started doing funny things while landing. Like 45 degree tilts. First one way, then stabilize, then dive the other way. Further than I have EVER tilted. THEN we had to land WAAAAAAY far away from the terminal and walk in. Probably because they were scared the plane would explode. The even let us deplane from front and back to get us all out of dodge. Oh and the whole time the guy was praying to Allah. Okay that last part I made up. But the rest is true.

From: CB
You are out of control hilarious. That is pretty good....
In San Jose they typically do park you out a ways and can empty from rear and front...but the rest is a little weird.


Ahhh another week in paradise. Stuck in California for 4 days. Grumble grumble. If anyone wants to call me to catch up, I'm sure i'll be available to chat! :o)

Spring

I started this blog about to spill the beans about the attorney, but with the risk that he may some day read this, I'm going to keep my mouth shut. I'm not in any hurry, and neither is he. And that's fine right now. Ask me again how I feel after this summers wave of babies hits. :o)

Work is crazy busy right now, I think I'm heading to California again for two weeks starting next week. The upside however, if I have to stay over the weekend, the attorney is going to meet me in San Francisco.

My freaking dog. His hair hasn't even grown back from his last surgery, yet I found myself on the phone with the emergency vet on Friday night. Stupid dog went and got bit by a spider, then of course proceeded to have an allergic reaction to it. I swear, that guy! He's better now though, thank goodness.

Oh and my fence blew down yesterday. What a pain. My brother called me to tell me, I said "well fix it" he said, "nope I'm calling the landlord (me)". Punk. He did end up fixing it, so that's okay.

I'm goign to the Rockies game tomorrow with Ryan. They are playing the cubs, so I'm torn. Do I wear the Rockies jersey or the Cubs hat? Anyone? What would you do? The Cubs are HOT right now, the Rockies suck. But no one likes 'that guy' who is cheering for the away team.

I wanna hear all about Jenn and Becky's weekend, so get on that girls. I had something totally hilarious to post, but can't for the life of me remember what it was. My bad. Happy springtime!

Baseball Season!

I spent the last entire week in the San Jose office working on a project that we actually started on last summer, but now we are actually moving on. The project itself is pretty basic, but it's for the water group, and the water group and my group (transportation) don't always see eye to eye. So it's always entertaining to say the least. Anyway, I'd never been to San Jose before but I have to admit, my favorite part was that it's already spring there, which is REALLY giving me spring fever! Here was the view from the desk I was sitting in:

It would be REALLY hard for me to get any work done if I sat there permanently. Which is probably why I won't move to a window office in my regular office! Aside from the minor emergency at the DEN airport and the dry cleaning bill to wash all the blood off my brand new white coat, the trip wasn't so bad.

But the good thing about spring coming means it's baseball season (my favorite time of year) and of course that means holiday day (or hookie day, whatever you want to call it) for opening day at Coors Field! I went with my sister and got the cutest picture of this cute old man during the national anthem:

How sad is it that that was the highlight of the game! The Rockies are already looking to make a dramatic comeback in September, because they sure as heck aren't starting off very well! The flyboys did a flyover too, that always makes my hair stand up on end!! Then we went out for oysters at Jax, but the oysters and my stomach did not agree the next morning.

Oh and on a little side note, tonight it date number 4 with the attorney. :o) But who is counting. OH and I'm learning how to golf this summer. My brother is teaching me, I'm so excited! Hopefully I like it, I need a hobby. And one more thing. My daffodils have started to bloom! I'm so far the only house on my block with a color besides brown!

Yes I've been living with my head in a hole

Good lord I haven't typed anything in a long time, so as a result, you get the short short version. Sorry. It's better than nothing.

Movies. Saw Two. Horton Hears a Who (good for one viewing) and Definitely, Maybe (Ryan Reynolds is hot and at least it wasn't predictable).

Travel. Been to Vegas, Albuquerque, and headed to San Jose next week all for work. I'm getting tired of it.

Dog. Had another surgery, although since it's only been 6 months since his last surgery, at least I didn't have to pay for new blood work. What I did have to pay for was begging my dog sitter to coordinate trips to McVet (and also missing trips for me to SEE the hottie) while I was in New Mexico. We call him Frankenruger now. His next name will be bankaccountdrainer-ruger if he keeps up this pace.

Boys. Don't get me started. I think that's partly why I haven't written, because I don't like to talk about them. I whine and whine and whine about why boys don't like me (I mean, I think I'm pretty great) then all of the sudden I find myself with about 6 who are so in love it creeps me out. So not to let anyone down, I told all of them to take a hike and started working on a new one. Maybe THAT'S why I'm still single. Next time I ask, tell me I'm spoiled and picky. Anyway, my girls at work signed me up for eharmony. I think they get more of a kick out of it than I do, but I had a date with an attorney on Monday, went as well as first dates can be expected, that's all I want to say about it right now!

Blogs. I've been keeping up on all of your posts, sorry I suck at my own. I'll work on that.

Other. I can't remember what else is really going on. Oh I painted my kitchen, I think it looks great. Sorry the picture is blurry. I had to turn the light off, otherwise the paint looks a lot oranger than it really is.

Weather. Yeah it's in the 60's. I'm happy.

A Winter Poem

"WINTER"

A poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre

SHIT! It's cold

THE END

Single in '08

So I'm single again. What better to start off the year than the way you began it. So keep me in mind when you meet the next Hot-Professional-Brilliant-Rich-Why-Isn't-He-Married-Yet guy that you are dying to hook me up with. :o)

So Sweet

My brother had a couple fo people over to Tanor's on Friday night, including a girl that I had never met before. Of course she commented on how fat my pups are (because that's what everyone seems to do). Anyway, her exact comment to my brother was "Man, that's funny that all of your animals are so fat, but you and your sister are so skinny!" HOLY CRAP. I go "steve, that girl is invited over ANY time she wants to." How sweet. 35 pounds and back on the wagon again, until I go to Vegas to visit Rach, then back for real for the final 15.
Oh and HAPPY 2008!!

FYI, the more people comment, the more I'm inclined to write more. So if you like what you read (okay you don't have to even like it, just be remotely entertained or read it because there is NOTHING better to do) start commenting!! You know who I'm talking about~