I'm such a chick

Let me set the stage for you. What do you get when you cross this:

and this:

with this:

Not a very good start to my day, that's what! So what do I do? Hell no I ain't pulling over in my work clothes on the side of the road to fix it. I'll drive ALL the way into the office and con one of the engineers here to do it for me. That's the kind of crap they went to school for right? Plus they all need lessons on how to be a little less socially retarded. They can start by helping a damsel in distress.

Thank god I have a four day weekend coming up. Happy Thanksgiving to all of you!